You’re too old
You’re too hip
Clean up your crap
Stop biting your nails
Don’t tell me what to do
Ah, shut your mouth
Turn that music down
Before I turn it down for u

It’s my party
And I’ll freak out if I want to
I said it’s my party
And I’ll freak out if I want to

Get off my lawn
kiss me like u mean it
Where’d u learn to drive
Like u got a tiny penis
You’re so stupid
Ya, well, this food is shit
Now look what u hv done
you’ve gone and made a mess of it

If I wanted the truth
I wouldn’t stop to ask you
No no no
I said if
I wanted the truth I wouldn’t ask you

You bitter old man

Get off your phone
Buy something or get out
And if its too loud
Ya, well, I’m so deaf now
You better turn it up
I said turn it up
You gotta turn it up
Turn it up .

a short film .,. a song .,. a rant .,.

I like booze too much
I like booze too much
I like booze too much

I like wine too much
I like wine too much
I like wine too much.
I like all the wine a little too much

Drunk texting late nite
Bad choices blacked out but I’m all right
Hungover in a toxic bubble
One more bar and it’s time for big trouble

I like beer too much
I like beer a little too much
I like beer way too much
I like beer just way too much

Drunk Facebook jello shooters
Sketchy memory last call ‘n urban cougars
big drama time to break Up
It’s booze o’clock don’t know where I’m gonna wake up
Let’s drink

Drunk FaceTime bar fights
Random people In booze cans and back seats
Hungover in a toxic bubble
One more shot ‘n make mine a double

I like booze a little too much
I like booze way too much
I like booze way too much

I like wine ah too much
I like wine too much
I like wine way too much
I like all the wine a little too much